How would you be feeling if you were a Goji Berry? The economy is in the shitter. There's all kinds of price competition in the superfruit arena with blueberries, cranberries and black currents. And then the Acai Berry comes along locking up the luxury superfruit market, touting all of its special properties, from detoxification to enhancing sexual performance.Luckily the Goji Berry is a greenie favorite. The Goji Berry only grows in the high mountains of China and Tibet, but greenies allow for the deviation from their "local only" diets for this special treat. And who wouldn't be willing to sacrifice a little CO2 emission for the laundry list of health benefits, including life extension, spirit brightening and kidney health.
Some Goji options include Goji Juice, Goji Granola (another greenie favorite) and even carob or chocolate covered Goji Berries. But don't be fooled by the beautiful color or expense of this berry; it tastes like shit!
If you have any physical, mental, emotional, spiritual, digestional, etc, etc, etc problems, add Goji to your diet and you will be cured.*
Oprah loves Goji Berries. Don't you want to be more like Oprah?
*this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA and I made it up.
If you have any physical, mental, emotional, spiritual, digestional, etc, etc, etc problems, add Goji to your diet and you will be cured.*
Oprah loves Goji Berries. Don't you want to be more like Oprah?
*this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA and I made it up.
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or maybe win the AHOYA?
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