Two super hot chicks looking for a mountain bike tour guide for somewhere around Santa Cruz on Wed. Feb 11, 2009. We are very flexible, in terms of timing and flexible in general. Ideally, this MAN would be able to not only show us the greatest singletrack in SC, but also be willing and able to ride alongside us to feed us Luna moons (pomegranate flavor) and/or Mini Clif bars throughout the ride. The applicant must wear the Mario Chippolini kit, as referenced is this link http://www.deportesadictos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mario.jpg
Don't bother applying unless you are:
Single
Attractive
Under 35
Not a psycho or stalker/rapist
As a bonus, you should also tell us how impressed you are with our skill and speed and offer to tow us up hills. One more small thing...you should cook us dinner after and offer to drive us back to Sonoma county so we can drink beer.
Please send a photo, why you're interested and you're availability.
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